Mostly Its
Twits
Twitter is for twits,
Britain is for Brits,
Fighting is for fits,
Writing is for wits.
Google is for hits,
Flickr is for pics,
Youtube is for clips,
Texting is the pits.
Apples are for pips,
Pigs are for spits,
Frankfurts are for fritz,
Spam is so skitz.
Family is for tips,
Lover is for lips,
Blogging is for bits,
Forums are for hips.
Scratching is for nits,
Skype is for chits,
Surfing is for slits,
Web is not for quits.
Squeezing is for zits,
Wiki does the splits,
Facebook is for crits,
Ads give me the shits.
Andrew Mansell, March 2012.